What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Kristen Bell sends Adam Scott "deeply insulting" voicemails when she's mad about Severance - AV Club

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

This walking trend helped me to deal with a period of poor mental health, and now I’m doing it regularly - Fit&Well

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can humans drink battery water?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Steelers Address Mason Rudolph Trump Rally Appearance In Email To Fans - TMZ

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

USMNT vs. Türkiye: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer

Still no good.

So they tried

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

George Clooney Reveals His Wife Amal’s Reaction When He Came Home With His New Hair - HuffPost

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The everyday activity that can reveal your brain’s age - BBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Still no good

Can men and women be friends?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.