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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:36

Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can humans drink battery water?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good.
So they tried
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
No go.